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Esta Jaimito en la clase de Historia y le preguntan: A ver Jaimito, ¿quien descubrio America? No lo se, señorita...Muy mal, Jaimito, muy mal...Bueno, ¿hay alguien que lo sepa? Entonces se levanta un japonés que habia en su clase y contesta: Colon, honolable señolita...Al momento se oye una voz que dice: ¡¡¡MALDITOS JAPONESES!!! La señorita muy enfadada pregunta: ¿Quien dijo eso? Jaimito se levanta y responde:General Mc Arthur, 1945....

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Rush rips Volt, 'Obama Motors' - Politico (blog)


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Rush rips Volt, 'Obama Motors'
Politico (blog)
AP With President Barack Obama scheduled to visit the plant where General Motors' Volt is manufactured, Rush Limbaugh is slamming the electric car, ...
Did Rush Limbaugh err on GM's electric Volt and 'Obama Motors?'USA Today
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Hyundai Motor 2Q Net Jumps 71%; New Models To Drive Performance - Wall Street Journal


Kansas City Star
Hyundai Motor 2Q Net Jumps 71%; New Models To Drive Performance
Wall Street Journal
SEOUL (Dow Jones)--Hyundai Motor Co. (005380.SE) said Thursday it expects to exceed its full-year business targets due to the launch of new ...
Seoul shares slip on techs; Hyundai Motor fallsReuters
Hyundai Motor 2Q net profit soars to record $1.2BThe Associated Press
Hyundai Sees Demand Sliding After Record Q2ABC News
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Toyota recalls Avalon sedans, more Lexus SUVs - Los Angeles Times


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Toyota recalls Avalon sedans, more Lexus SUVs
Los Angeles Times
Toyota Motor Corp. announced another large recall of autos in the US on Thursday, this time for a steering problem in 373000 Avalon sedans built for the ...
Toyota Recall: What the Automaker is Fixing NowWall Street Journal (blog)
Toyota recalls 412000 cars for faulty steeringMarketWatch
Toyota Canada to recall certain AvalonsForbes
Bloomberg -The Detroit News -Gant Daily
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Nissan Motor returns to profit of $1.16bn in Q1 - Times of India


Washington Post
Nissan Motor returns to profit of $1.16bn in Q1
Times of India
JAPAN/NEW DELHI: Japanese auto maker Nissan Motor today said it has swung into a profit of $1.16 billion in the April-June quarter of the year on higher ...
Nissan Turns Profit In 1Q As Sales Increase GloballyWall Street Journal
Nissan Swings to Profit as U.S. Recovers, Asia Grows on China, Japan SalesBloomberg
Nissan and Hyundai Profits Soar as US and China Seen SlowingABC News
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NASCAR Sprint Cup Series number crunching after Indianapolis Motor Speedway - ESPN (blog)


Washington Post
NASCAR Sprint Cup Series number crunching after Indianapolis Motor Speedway
ESPN (blog)
So here I am, back in Connecticut after a week at the Brickyard. After a successful week of remotes -- my only work road trip of the year -- it's good to be ...
McMurray at his best in big racesCharlotte Observer
Jamie McMurray captures NASCAR's Brickyard 400 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway ...Seattle Times
2010 Sprint CUP SERIESRacing Junky
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Hero Honda Motors' Profit Unexpectedly Falls for First Time in Three Years - Bloomberg


Reuters India
Hero Honda Motors' Profit Unexpectedly Falls for First Time in Three Years
Bloomberg
Hero Honda Motors Ltd., India's biggest motorcycle maker, reported its first quarterly decline in profit ...
Hero Honda's Net Falls on Emissions, Raw Materials CostsWall Street Journal
Hero Honda qtrly net dips, margin pressure to continueReuters
Steep rise in input cost erodes Hero Honda marginBusiness Standard
Hindustan Times
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China govt approves Geely acquisition of Volvo - The Associated Press


Kansas City Star
China govt approves Geely acquisition of Volvo
The Associated Press
BEIJING — Geely Holding Group has received final Chinese government approval to acquire Volvo Cars from Ford Motor Co., the Commerce Ministry said Thursday ...
China Commerce Ministry Approves Geely Purchase Of VolvoWall Street Journal
A deal in China isn't done until the government says soAutomotive News (blog)
Ford sale of Volvo expected to be done next weekThe Detroit News
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Ford Motor Credit sells $1.25 bln 7-yr notes - IFR - Reuters


Ford Motor Credit sells $1.25 bln 7-yr notes - IFR
Reuters
N), the finance arm of Ford Motor Co. (FN) on Wednesday sold $1.25 billion of seven-year notes, said IFR, a Thomson Reuters service. ...
Ford Motor Credit to sell high-yield bonds - IFRReuters
Ford Sells $1.25 Billion of Debt as Yields PlummetBusinessWeek
Ford's Bond Now $1.387B, Priced Late TuesdayWall Street Journal
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Hyundai Motor Co Acquisition Of Treasury Stock - Wall Street Journal


Hyundai Motor Co Acquisition Of Treasury Stock
Wall Street Journal
TIDMHYUD RNS Number : 1578Q Hyundai Motor Company 29 July 2010 ? HYUNDAI MOTOR COMPANY (HMC) Corporate Disclosure to Korea Exchange Disclosure date : July ...

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Porsche 918 Spyder Goes To Production [Kind of Confirmed Back In March, The ... - TFTS (blog)


New York Times (blog)
Porsche 918 Spyder Goes To Production [Kind of Confirmed Back In March, The ...
TFTS (blog)
Part of the Geneva Motor Show, the 918 Spyder concept offered Porsche looks and Prius mileage–more specifically, the plug-in hybrid Spyder was offering ...
Porsche 918 Spyder Plug-In Hybrid Is Only the Start of Green ProgramNew York Times (blog)
Porsche confirms production of plug-in hybrid Porsche 918 Spyder sportscarExaminer.com
Porsche Greenlights 918 Hybrid SupercarWired News
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