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Sabes la diferencia entre miedo, terror y pánico? -Miedo es que te metan una sombrilla por el culo. Terror es que intenten abrirla. Pánico es que después de esto, quieran sacarla!

Va un tio andando por la calle y ve un cartel en un bar que dice: "CAÑA Y POLVO 20 DUROS". El tio entra al bar y pregunta al camerero: - Es verdad eso de que te echan un polvo y te dan una caña por solo 20 duros? - Si, si, pase por esa puerta, que Susette le atendera. El hombre, sin creerselo del todo, entra al cuarto de al lado, donde le espera una rubia impresionante, vestida con traje de circunstancias, que le dice: - Antes de empezar, tengo que decirle que no tengo CLITORIS. - Da igual, ponme una KRONENBOURG.

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Maxi Rodriguez poised for return to Espanyol
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Sociedad eye Reds starlet
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Bullfighting ban in Catalonia seen by some as anti-Spanish
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“The idea is to ban everything that is Spanish,†the centre-right newspaper El Mundo wrote in an editorial. Added the Madrid-based daily ABC: “They say it's ...
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Latest transfer gossip: July 29
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