Un tipo va a confesarse y le pregunta la cura: "Padre, fumar marihuana es pecado?" A lo que el cura responde con voz ronca y alucinada: "No me jodas, tronko!"
El juez en un divorcio le dice al marido: -Despues de haber estudiado el caso, le concedo a su mujer una pension vitalicia de 50.000 pesetas, mas 10.000 por cada hijo. Tiene algo que decir? -Que es usted muy generoso, no se si podre dar algo yo tambien.
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The Burning PlainencoreThanks to Icon we have copies of The Burning Plain, the directorial debut of Guillermo Arriaga (Babel, Amores Perros, The Three Burials of Melquiades ... |
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Johanna Schneller:Globe and MailThen there's Biutiful, the latest from director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu (Babel, 21 Grams, Amores Perros), who specializes in tormenting his characters ...and more » |
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ECC series to show best of foreign filmsChicago Daily Herald"Amores Perros": 7:30 pm Friday, Oct. 1, and 7 pm Tuesday, Oct. 19. Internationally acclaimed upon its release in 2000, this film is directed by Alejandro ... |
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4 films on migration debut at UA SundayArizona Daily StarGarcia Bernal, star of "Amores Perros," "The Motorcycle Diaries" and several other movies, is featured in the full-length documentary, tentatively titled ... |
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